Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(317): View more from Indiana

hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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(505): View more from New Mexico

No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

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(559): View more from California

With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.

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(516): View more from New York

I understand why you refuse to be sober now

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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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(289): View more from Ontario

Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.

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