hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.