College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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