How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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