Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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