I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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