i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Are we still banned from the library?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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