Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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