When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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