: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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