just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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