Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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