We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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