he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I enjoy the company of your penis
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