careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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