I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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