shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....