i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.