can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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