i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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