Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We left an ass print on the piano.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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