love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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