thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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