dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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