Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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