Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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