Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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