You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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