Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think my fart just growled at me.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize
