I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Boobs speak an international language.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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