I should be sponsored by Trojan
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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