I can text with my tongue
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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