What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
tell me about the fingering
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