I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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