im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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