My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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