i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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