Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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