Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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