OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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