Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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