No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
