Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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