just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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