Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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