need another drink. this is the easiest way
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hate all girls vehemently.
Screwed.edu
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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