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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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