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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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(608): Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows. http://tfl.nu/05tf

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"

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(860): I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober" http://tfl.nu/f99j

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(818): View more from California

got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

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(818): got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night http://tfl.nu/zxc1

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.

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(505): I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse. http://tfl.nu/niyb

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(440): View more from Ohio

Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks

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(440): Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks http://tfl.nu/nonu

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(910): View more from North Carolina

the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.

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(910): the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door. http://tfl.nu/3iyk

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(804): View more from Virginia

Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony

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(804): Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony http://tfl.nu/wi0z

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(770): View more from Georgia

Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...

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(770): Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me... http://tfl.nu/5vx9

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(828): View more from North Carolina

They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.

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(828): They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal. http://tfl.nu/hfw2

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(281): View more from Texas

No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower

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This could be the definition of living by yourself

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(281): No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower (1-281): This could be the definition of living by yourself http://tfl.nu/oh63

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She needs sedatives and a leash

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(717): She needs sedatives and a leash http://tfl.nu/ovk2

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.

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(919): I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water. http://tfl.nu/3pkl

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(916): View more from California

What's the place called?

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I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results

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(916): What's the place called? (916): I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results http://tfl.nu/7h1g

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple

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(717): "YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple http://tfl.nu/x0fq

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(206): View more from Washington

So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...

(425): View more from Washington

The subtweets were good enough

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(206): So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook... (425): The subtweets were good enough http://tfl.nu/71sc

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