i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)