That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think I died a long time ago.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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