I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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