I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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