And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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