found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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