okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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