You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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