yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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