Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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