your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm too high and old for this...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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