I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We need to get me chipped asap
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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